Bio - Richard Fleming


Richard Fleming is an Ulster-born poet and short-story writer, now resident in Guernsey.

His work has been broadcast and widely published and will be familiar to listeners of BBC Radio Guernsey, BBC North-West and Radio Ulster.

He has performed at various literary festivals in the UK and Europe, has three collections of verse in print:
A Guernsey Double, Strange Journey and Stone Witness, recently published by Blue Ormer. He is currently compiling a fourth collection.

Richard enjoys music, books and films, food, wine, animals and sunshine. You’ll find these subjects featured in his popular blog, Bard at Bay (http://redhandwriter.blogspot.com) along with many of his better-known poems and short stories.

New Year's Wish - Ian Duquemin

So Christmas is over
And it brings a new year
For some times of plenty
But some dreaded fear
Will wishes been made
Be of greed or of peace
How many have wished
That destruction will cease?
Is new year a time
Where we all celebrate
Just a day when we smile
To disguise what we hate
Then fall back to hatred
So many prefer
Simply wishing for heartache
And bad to occur
It's another new year
Where the world is a mess
Do you turn a blind eye?
Or stand up and address
A child has just died
While I'm writing these lines
But the sales bring hordes
That's the sign of the times!
Another year over...
Another year ends...
So I ask you wish wisely
My most thoughtful of friends

Ian Duquemin

May You Know Peace - Kathy Figueroa

Under the weight of your burdens
May you never stumble
May your spirit and resolve
Not waver or crumble
May you find strength and joy
In small and quiet things
And may you know the peace
That this season brings

Kathy Figueroa

A Christmas Poem - Ian Duquemin

When Santa got stuck down the chimney, he began to shout
"Oh deer’s up on the rooftop, pass the reins and drag me out"
The reindeers pulled and pulled, as Santa pleaded "Rescue me"
But try they did, to no avail... They could not pull him free
Rudolf started laughing, then he stomped his cloven heels
Said "When that fire's lit, then you'll know how a turkey feels"
Well Santa saw the funny side, and laughed so very loud
He crashed down to the fire place, amidst a sooty cloud
He climbed out of the window, as the deers all gave a cheer
"Christmas isn't snowy white, it's very black this year"
Old Santa gave a chuckle, as he brushed away the dust
"We won't be having turkey, although venison’s a must"

Ian Duquemin

Sorry About That, Folks - Tony Bradley

Well, typically, and in character, I’ve screwed up again,
Just when everything was good . . it’s such a pity,
now our Poetry meetings are cancelled, at the hotel
but in mitigation, please, an explanatory ditty.

I always come late, from a Zumba class
the two functions overlap , by quarter of an hour
no time for the Bar, so I finish my health drink
hence the Hotel staff begin to glower.

Tony Bradley

No Strings - Diane Scantlebury

Without strings
Bows will fire no arrows,
Without strings
A guitar makes no sound,
Without thoughts
A mind can’t trip over,
If wisdom’s pearls
Cascade to the ground,
Without strings
A puppet has no animation,
Without life
A body is just a pile of limbs,
Where there’s no loving spark
To pull on the heart’s strings,
Or inflate the lungs of the soul within.

Diane Scantlebury

Lamp Standards - Stephen A. Roberts


You shone for King George
and the Beatles and the Stones
clean and new-fangled
no lamplighter required

Every day for 60 years
patiently awaiting dusk;
your time to shine out
a beacon to home

Your warm yellow beams
threw shadows of ghost riders
and winter shoppers
into our garden and drive

Cast in iron
now cast aside;
scrapped for convenience
no more egg-yolk rays.

Metal grey, sleek, this
new circadian disruption is
streamlined, characterless
it is the cold blue light of progress.

Stephen A. Roberts

Earth Spirit - Trudie Shannon

I let the water fall
Through sunshine and onto cloud.
I let the water fall
Through rainbow and into sound.
I am the rhythm.
I am the soul.
My dreams cascade
My vital waters flow
Into harvests,
Into ground.
I am straight and lithe in growing wheat
I am the life in each bird's wing as it takes flight.
I let the water fall
Let glistening pearls rest
Upon leaf and twig, flesh and fur.
I let the wind call through the grasses
Crossing meadows, traversing forests,
Rippling waters, rivers and seas.
I await, for my seasons fruit to fall
Enriching all,
The soil, the earth, my Self.
I let the water fall
Through sunshine and onto cloud

Trudie Shannon

Sundance - Lyndon Queripel

Your shadow escaped capture
Now your spirit is reconciled
You've got to find your roots
Before you are exiled
Freedom is a word
That a lot of people use
When they think they’ve got
Nothing left to lose

Sundance in the morning
Sing away the rain
Ignore the early warning
Once again

There’s gold in the hills
And diamonds in the dust
There’s silver in your smile
And wander in your lust
There’s a promise broken
And an air of mistrust
With a rainbow on the rise
That’s just turning to rust

Sundance for the seed
Clouds obscure the view
Will the sky you need
Be cleared to blue

The moment of truth
Can no longer be delayed
Let go of your fear
You don’t have to be afraid
Peace is the time and space
Between all of the wars
Fought to the bitter end
For an almost forgotten cause

Sundance for the children
Take them by the hand
Pray that they will listen
They will understand.

Lyndon Queripel

Face(book) - Ian Duquemin

You know, Facebook can be such a powerful tool
It can teach you the things they avoided in school
If you scroll past the nonsense and seek you can learn
About forests of trees (for your palm oil) they burn
There are posts that will show you how animals die
But you're scared if you watch them you'll break down and cry
But that is its purpose, and why it is there
To show you have heart, and to prove that you care
You can read of our world, and the damage we've done
This is something so real, it should scare everyone
Your children, their children, their children to be
Might not know of a fish that once lived in the sea
If you scroll past the posts that are trying to teach
If you think that your friends are just trying to preach
I ask you... Is posting your dinner okay?
When the dinner you show was alive yesterday!
Do you think that a quote that you found on the net
Will make others think twice of the karma they'll get?
It's a fact, no one thinks when the truth has been shared
If you did, then a million lives would be spared
So read what is posted, and watch when you can
By eating a cow doesn't make you a man
But by shedding a tear when you see something real
Is how every human should honestly feel

Ian Duquemin

Angry Rural Folks Went To Town - Kathy Figueroa

A truck burns during a "Yellow vest" protest in Paris ©Reuters/Benoit Tessier 

I’m glad I wasn’t in Paris today,
Sipping coffee on the Champs-Élysées,
When a huge riot and conflagration
Erupted in front of a shocked nation.

A fuel tax hike caused intense widespread ire,
Which resulted in unleashed rage and fire,
When 5,000 came to show discontent,
Demonstrate en masse, and violently vent.

They questioned President Macron's choices,
By collectively raising their voices.
November 24th, a Saturday,
The public’s anger was on full display.

Higher tax was simply too much to bear,
And it was clearly felt to be unfair.
The standard of living was going down,
Hence the angry rural folks went to town….

Kathy Figueroa

The Granite Ship - Richard Fleming


Waves crash around the granite ship,
unceasingly, unceasingly,
and though the sturdy structure holds
the vessel is increasingly
at peril from the hungry whip
of breakers while the ocean scolds
as we, poor mariners, steadfast,
stand resolute beneath the mast.

Our shipmates, hardy island men,
crew of the granite ship, respect
the awesome hunger of the sea,
its rage, were it to go unchecked,
might rise and inundate again
the living land, our sanctuary.
Our ship sails on, we pray that day
may never come, wish it away.

One day, not in our lifetime, no,
the sea will overcome and spill
across this deck of leafy lanes,
into the hold where secrets still
lie undisturbed: a grim cargo
of wartime crimes, unwholesome gains,
to drown the shining steeples, tall,
and finance houses, one and all.

Beleaguered Guernsey, ship of stone,
sea-salt encrusts abandoned cars,
coats ancient wells, old walls, those trees
that still remain like jutting spars;
encrusts greenhouses, overgrown,
their old vines riddled with disease,
while, constantly, relentless waves
thrust deeper into coast and caves.

We watch the fierce tide fall and rise.
Secure on deck, our granite ship
implants its staunchness in our hearts,
imbeds in us a coarse-grained chip.
We mariners would be unwise,
however, to rely on charts:
that unrelenting enemy
will sink us yet, the sea, the sea.

Richard Fleming

Illusion Of Happiness - Tony Bradley

At 19, I actually thought that now, I’m happy,
especially after my torturous childhood,
because, suddenly, it seemed there was a purpose
fortuitously, suddenly, a convenient role.
I was her brave knight, in shining armour
for 30 years thus, thinking only of her,
But she suddenly died, and I realised that I’d been hiding
just too afraid to find my soul.

Suddenly bereaved, alone,I had to toughen up
my life was just empty, undone
I’d cowered behind an image, all those years
and denied myself a life of fun.

Tony Bradley

Last Goodbye - Tony Gardner

The old man died in Saskatoon
His home for many a year
He sleeps beneath the prairie moon
Canadian friends are near

His spirit flew the day he died
Back to his childhood home
Back to the Guernsey countryside
Where once he loved to roam

It danced along the Jerbourg Road
Sang as it gambolled on
Re-living memories of old
Recalled from days long gone

It flew across the rugged coast
Above the sun-gold gorse
And spied the little fishing boats
Safe in the tiny port

From Saints it passed until it flowed
To where La Gran' Mere guards
The age-old church where long ago
His life was giv'n to God

His spirit satisfied at last
By memories richly strewn
Returned across the ocean blast
To rest in Saskatoon

Tony Gardner

The Valour, The Horror - Kathy Figueroa

Ypres, the Somme, Vimy Ridge, Passchendaele…
The Enemy was fearsome, but destined to fail
Before the might of the Canadian Expeditionary Force
Brave-hearted men who changed history’s course

Let us not forget the young lives lost
The tremendous toll, the human cost
The valour, the horror, the pain, the gore
The battles waged on a foreign shore

Let us remember torn flesh, blood, and bone
That mingled with mud, water, sand, and stone
…Europe’s ridges, trenches, beaches, and plains
Are scattered with fragments of human remains

Of good men who knew not if they’d perish
To uphold ideals that we cherish
Who risked their lives for future generations
With a hope of peace among the nations

November 11, 1918, was Armistice Day
The warfare stopped and peace held sway
One hundred years later, let us remember still
And strive for peace, harmony, and goodwill

Lest we forget.

Kathy Figueroa

This poem is dedicated to the memory of a veteran of World War I and
member of the Canadian Expeditionary Force, Peter Harman, my grandfather.


Veteran - Stephen A. Roberts


In the smoke and flattened fields
your comrades walked into oblivion;
you were left to face
a hundred years alone

Now you are fĂªted
and they ask you,
before you fade into history,
what was it like?

A tear comes,
it is for the fallen:
and for the
world still at war

Stephen A. Roberts

Muddy Fields - Diane Scantlebury


Your great grandad fought in the 1st world war
He survived, but never spoke,
About the muddy fields and stinking trenches
Or of the mustard gas on which he’d choked,
He’d joined up early to fight the Hun
For king and country to make a brave stand,
Too young, he’d lied about his age,
Too young to be dodging bullets in no man’s land,
Your great grandad fought in the 1st world war
He survived, but never spoke,
About the muddy fields that were the Somme,
Where young boys fell and slept,
But never woke.

Diane Scantlebury

Wear Your Poppy With Pride - Lyndon Queripel


Wear your poppy with pride
That's what the sign said
Remember the ones who died
And the ones who bled
Wear your poppy with pride
It's time to pay the price
For those who turned the tide
With their ultimate sacrifice

Wear you poppy with pride
For we must never forget
It can't ever be denied
We owe them such a debt
Wear your poppy with pride
Give generously if you please
Now that the blood has dried
And we all live in peace

Wear your poppy with pride
There's freedom in the air
And take your place beside
The silence of our prayer
Wear your poppy with pride
Let the services begin
Remember the widowed bride
And the unsung heroine

Wear your poppy with pride
For those who rose and fell
Across the great divide
Of bullets, gas and shell
Wear your poppy with pride
If only those poor souls knew
The same banks financed every side
In both World war one and two

Wear your poppy with pride
With faith,hope and charity
In God they trust and hide
From behind this conspiracy
Wear your poppy with pride
To honour the brave hero
But who gets to decide
Where all the money will go

Wear your poppy with pride
As a tribute to the many
There's veterans far and wide
Who won't even see a penny
Wear your poppy with pride
For the old soldier on the street
He sold his medals and cried
Just to buy something to eat.

Lyndon Queripel

Boots 1916 - Trudie Shannon

My boots are invisible.
I cannot see where my torso ends and my thighs begin.
I cannot see my trouser legs, or my legs within
I am become a shapeless form encased in cloying mud.
I cannot feel the cloth that clothes my skin.
I cannot feel the skin beneath the cloth
I cannot feel a bloody thing.
My boots are invisible.
And the gun in my hands is slick with blood,
My blood and bloody rain.
And I cannot see where my torso ends and my thighs begin
I cannot see ought but this sea of mud
And its tide of body parts.
And it’s so quiet, so deathly quiet.
My boots are become invisible roots
And the bloom of my youth a poppy.

Trudie Shannon

Witches' Brew - Diane Scantlebury

Around a steaming cauldron
On their haunches they perch
Cackling, wizened faces smothered with woad,
As into the bubbling mix they toss
Dismembered newts and slimy toads,
And with bony fingers they scratch and claw
At the still pulsing entrails of a young jackdaw,
Licking their lips, they chomp their chops
As each wriggling morsel into the pot they plop,
Then rub their bloodied hands in glee
While the noxious ingredients
Slowly braise and stew,
To concoct their grisly witches' brew.

Diane Scantlebury

A Little War - Ian Duquemin

If you find... That you might need me girl
I'll come running to your cheating arms again
Oblivious, to all the hurt you'd cause me
I'm still stinging from those vast amounts of pain
When you hit me... Well, I deserved it
As I know I wasn't wild enough for you
Every punch... You aimed, and threw upon me
Were ones I guess, deserved and overdue
But baby, I still love you
And I know that deep inside, you love me too
If you need a little war, that some call loving, in your life
Then I'm here to do the best that I can do

Your gifts of scars and bruises, I still cherish
These wounds that time itself may never heal
They show me that our love, was more than heaven
As heaven is a thing you cannot feel
And here we are apart, but always joined in what we had
Like a never ending battle, that we share
The pain in which we suffer, tells the story of our past
And that story tells how much we really care
So baby, I still love you
And I know that deep inside, you love me too
If you need a little war, that some call loving, in your life
Then I'm here to do the best that I can do

Ian Duquemin

Watchtowers - Richard Fleming


Around the coast, grey watchtowers stand.
Our island heritage, some say,
while others fail to understand
why they remain here to this day
and have not been bulldozed to dust
through pragmatism or disgust.

What strange attachment do they feel,
the offspring of the Occupied,
to symbols of Germanic zeal
and ruthless power misapplied?
Those former times are past and gone.
Beyond these shores the world speeds on.

Richard Fleming

Under The Bridge - Lyndon Queripel

It’s all water under the bridge
Just listen for a sigh
As it washes and rushes by

It’s all water under the bridge
And clouds across the sky
Where time just seems to fly

It’s all water under the bridge
You’ve no tears left to cry
Like a river that’s just run dry

Lyndon Queripel

Piper - Oscar Milde


That bloody Mayor, he promised me
three bags of silver, newly minted,
and maybe willing girls, he hinted,
if I would only guarantee
to rid the Town of rats, posthaste.
He said the word “Rats” with distaste.

I played my pipe: a tempting tune
of sharpish sharps and flattish flats
that has a certain way with rats.
Hypnotic notes: no rat’s immune,
those furry critters bobbed and swayed
and when I played they all obeyed

and followed me along the bank
into the water, flowing fast.
I drowned them all down to the last
and waited till each damn rat sank
then went right back to see the Mayor.
The wretched rascal wasn’t there.

He’d fled and taken all the cash.
The Council said, Can’t help ya, bud.
I swore I’d pay them back in blood.
They threatened me with fists and lash
so I pulled out my pipe again
and played a new tune tinged with pain.

This time it was the kids, not rats,
that followed to my piping notes:
wild laughter sprang from childish throats.
I stole them all, those little brats.
I led them off. Hid them away.
You hire the Piper, best to pay.

Oscar Milde

Last Tuesday 1942 - Tony Gardner

Hans was here last Tuesday
He came in to talk with me
He spoke about his mother
Back on the farm in Germany
I saw a tear as he talked of home
And sipped his warm, weak tea.

He told of his life before the hate
And the madness caught alight
How as a bewildered sixteen-year-old
He was called from the farm to fight
After a while he left for the cliffs
Of Torteval last Tuesday night.

Early on Wednesday morning
I heard the English bombers fly
I heard their deadly discharge
Hit the cliffs, and all the sky
Was bright with those fatal flashes
Which ask not "Who?" or "Why?"

Hans was here last Tuesday
Where is his spirit now ?
I hope his gentle country soul
Is back behind his plough
Back on his farm in a peaceful world
Where the war can't touch him now.

Tony Gardner

Thirsty Work - Joan Etoile

It's thirsty work this poetry
and I forgot to ask
if it was ok to take a nip
from my trusty old hip-flask

I couldn't wait for the interval
I was parched, dry as a bone
Dylan Thomas lives in me
and makes me drink alone

I'm sorry that I caused a fuss
and my drinking was not condoned
I see it was poems that they meant
when they said bring your own

Joan Etoile

The Chair - Diane Scantlebury

Look past the chair
And see the man,
With no functioning legs
He can’t stand,
Don’t assume just because
There’s no mobility,
That he has no brain
Or little ability,

See the man
Don’t look at the chair,
Or walk past and ignore him
Don’t pretend he’s not there,
The man is intelligent
Although his limbs may be weak,
That man has a tongue
And is able to speak.

Diane Scantlebury

String Of Cowboys - Tony Bradley

I can’t concentrate this morning, on my work, my poetry
There’s 4 cowboy builders, banging next door
I’m going round, with Harry, and one-eyed Bert
I’ve got some rope, we’ll string up all four.

Tony Bradley

Sorry Situation - Ian Duquemin

There ain't no point denying, I ain't lying
That our love affair was real
Or how could I explain, this kinda pain
That's how a broken heart should feel
If I can't sleep at night, or hold you tight
It never was infatuation
I wait here all alone, for you to phone
And that's a sorry situation

I never thought you'd go, so you should know
That wasn't ever my intention
And if I made you cry, then say goodbye
I guess that I forgot to mention
That I'm in love with you, I thought you knew
I was as stupid as a fool could be
Now I'm longing for the kiss, I've come to miss
So won't you please come home and back to me

If you should stay away, another day
You know I'd understand your reasons
But not to have you here, is like a year
Without its ever changing seasons
The rain would fall all day, and come what may
There wouldn't be your inspiration
These words to you I send, in hope to end
This sad and sorry situation

Ian Duquemin

I Used To Be Indecisive But Now I’m Not So Sure - Lyndon Queripel

Should’ve, could’ve, would’ve
If only there had been time to spare
But now it seems all lost in my dreams
And so instead I’m banging my head
Against the brick wall of it all

Could’ve, would’ve, should’ve
Given my heart right from the start
And cast shadows out of my own doubt
If what I know now I’d somehow known then
Would I just make the same mistake again?

Lyndon Queripel

Mona Lisa’s Cat - Richard Fleming

Mona Lisa had a black cat
that was darkly charismatic.
It was taciturn, aloof,
haughty and aristocratic.

Yet, despite this, Mona loved it:
she would sit for hours, content,
in its enigmatic presence,
wondering what its strange smile meant.

Richard Fleming

Gardener’s Question Time - Edgar Allan Poet

The garden is magnificent:
the fruit trees pruned, all hedges trimmed.
Hours, countless hours, you must have spent
in keeping every lawn-edge strimmed.
Where do you get the energy?
It is a mystery to me.

Oh, I don’t manage on my own:
I keep some zombies in the shed.
They work all day and never moan
for, after all, they are Undead.
I feed them cats to keep them mild
and now and then a neighbour’s child.

That rose bush, too, is wonderful.
Do you use chemicals or what?
The answer is immensely dull:
nutrition from organic rot.
Think of the rose bush as a wreath.
The postman’s buried underneath.

Edgar Allan Poet

Strange Crud - Kathy Figueroa

A lump of crud on the wall
One morning, I did see,
So I paused to have a better look
To ponder what it could be.

How, when, or from whence it came?
Such questions left me perplexed -
And its incongruous placement
Left me feeling vexed.

Was it something a sneaky, agile
Incontinent mouse had left behind?
Or a type of fungal growth
Which, on the ground, you often find?

I called my knowledgeable partner
To have a look at the strange goo
And… slowly… leaned… in… closer…
For a better view -

As he prepared to remove
This odd addition to the décor,
By deftly, with his finger,
Flicking it to the floor.

From time immemorial,
Humans have existed with critters
And survival instincts dictate
Some will give us the jitters.

Others will make us tremble,
Or even faint from fear.
There are those so abominable
That your sensibilities they sear.

Herewith, I share with others
The hard won wisdom I’ve accrued
Through this experience, which
Was weird and kind of rude:

If you encounter strange crud
It’s best to avoid it and go on your way
…Lest it’s a humongous, springing spider
Slyly curled up waiting for unsuspecting prey….

Kathy Figueroa

Guernseymen Wear Shorts - Diane Scantlebury

Guernseymen wear shorts all year,
Guernseymen are hard
And they don’t care,
Even if the rest of us
Think they’re insane,
They’ll wear their shorts
Come snow or rain,

Whether there’s a gale
Or cool summer breeze,
They’ll be wearing shorts
And bare their knobbly knees,
No matter what the occasion
Or if the going’s rough,
Guernseymen’ll wear their shorts
Guernseymen are tough!

Diane Scantlebury

Writer's Block - Tony Gardner

It's been about a week or so
Since I sat down to write a line
I've been so busy, had no thought
No inspiration, or no time
So I have made some room tonight
In the study, all alone
To clear my mind, call for my Muse
Helped by a little CĂ´tes du RhĂ´ne
It's all in vain for nothing comes
I've got a Writer's Block it seems
I'll walk tomorrow in the woods
And maybe there re-capture dreams

Then with my mind alive, ablaze
I shall write verses to amaze

Tony Gardner

The Catioroc Witches - Oscar Milde


Dancing at La Catioroc,
Nell and Dolly, Maud and Alice,
skipping, one rock to the next rock,
sniggering with joyous malice.
Three old witches, laying curses,
incantations, spells and verses.

To invoke their evil Master,
they gyrate and prance at midnight.
Not a stitch on, twirling faster,
ever faster, in the moonlight.
Three fat witches, chanting, smirking,
never guessing who is lurking.

Old Man Ozanne, not the Devil,
in the bushes, drunk and manic,
thinks to join their naked revel
but he causes them to panic.
With appalling shrieks of No, No!
they flee all the way to Cobo.

Oscar Milde

Living On A String - Tony Bradley

It’s ironic, when I look back
how reckless I’ve been
when I think of all the danger
and tragedies I’ve seen.

I wince now, when I think
then, I just wasn’t seeing
everyday I was risking
my very life, my being.

Now I’m much older,and
with a few frail years left
my life’s on a string
that’s soon to be cleft.

Tony Bradley

Bury Me Standing - Ian Duquemin

Bury me standing up on my feet
As I have spent a lifetime upon my knees
Praying to gods I may never meet
Yet doing my best to abide and please

Bury me standing beneath the ground
So I stand with pride like the ancient trees
Reaching above through the sacred ground
To the heaven that only a dead man sees

Ian Duquemin

Under The Midnight Sky - Lyndon Queripel

The spring tide is not turning
It’s still on the rise
It’s never been so high
There’s another bridge burning
It no longer sighs
The flames begin to fly
Under the midnight sky

The wind of change is moaning
How it howls and cries
Here is a fear I can’t deny
Now the Earth starts groaning
There’s tears in my eyes
But my mouth feels so dry
Under the midnight sky

Lyndon Queripel

Wailing at the Wall - Stephen A. Roberts


I sit and admire the sweep of the bay
from the doomed old zero-star café
a mug of hot tea and a slice of cake
it's safe to eat 'cos the rating's fake

In the salty wind my eyes both swim
the view is good but the outlook grim
as the timber creaks and the plastic flaps
they carry on selling their Novichok baps

Like the dance band on the Titanic
they've been condemned by bad planning
between the rocks and a hard place
this poor treatment leaves a bitter taste

Ask yourself: are they selling poison gĂ¢che?
because this no-star rating doesn't wash!

Stephen A. Roberts

Bordeaux Boys - Richard Fleming

From Bordeaux sea-wall children leap
into, what must be, chilly sea.
At high tide here, water is deep,
far, far too cold for you and me
despite the July evening heat
but, nonetheless, young boys compete
for smiles from girls, respect from peers,
and never seem to feel the cold.
They laugh at us, our groundless fears:
we must seem crotchety and old.
When young, from other walls we dived,
incautiously, yet we survived.

Richard Fleming

Jules and Jim - Edgar Allan Poet

Jules forgot to feed the tiger,
which was very careless of him.
He worked at the Circus Zeiger
with his trustworthy colleague, Jim.
There, Jules would feed it Tiger-Mix
while Jim would teach it to do tricks.

Just a inattentive blunder
but, oh, its consequence was grim.
Jim, poor Jim, was torn asunder,
then Raj the tiger swallowed him.
It’s obvious, it must be said,
that hungry tigers should be fed.

Edgar Allan Poet

The Keeper - Diane Scantlebury

She knows
Which side her bread’s buttered,
She sits
Her long manicured nails, pristine,
Tap tapping
As she mindlessly types,
She sees all
Hears and knows everything,
She was there
When he promised to love
And to cherish,
She was present
When
He said he’d be faithful,
She knew
But turned a blind eye,
She listens
To every conversation,
Says nothing
As each day’s drama unfolds,
Web spin,
Spinning lies and deceit,
She’s a keeper
And he’s her boss,
She’s a keeper
A keeper of secrets.

Diane Scantlebury

May the Devil not notice you sneak into Heaven - Tony Bradley

Life is like the finest of wines
it's really fermented, only, when ready
each one individually has it's own 'best years'
unless the decanting's steady, it could 'heady.'

All the young fruit begin their milling
some are lost, in the distilling, some spilling
but if one is willing, it really is thrilling
the whole act becomes quite the top of the billing.

Tony Bradley

Grandma - Tony Gardner


Grandma will you walk with me
A little while at least
Life used to be so simple
But this growing up's a beast
Mum and Dad are great but they
Don't always understand
Grandma knows me better
So, Grandma, hold my hand.

Tony Gardner

Undiscovered - Ian Duquemin

The light cascaded beautifully
Upon the silk sheet bed
The candle threw its shadows
On the wall above her head
She looked much like a sculpture
With her features all on show
Exuberant and unrestrained
Amidst the candles glow
Her eyes were so magnificent
Like jewels not yet discovered
Yet here she lay in full display
The greatest gift uncovered
And then the slightest breath beside me
Proves that she is real
As never could a dream express
The love in which I feel

Ian Duquemin

Reservoir - Stephen Rowe

By the reservoir
In fading light
We walk amongst the gnarled trees
On the banks of a silver sea
Poles like grey steel pylons
Felled in the twilight
By ancient monsters
Who flicked them over
Into tangled bars
That held us on the water’s edge
Struts beneath tree trunk bridges
Reach out from the bank
To the shiny haze spanning the lake
Where ghosts walk in the misty evenings
And birds call from shore to shore
Where the forest is deep with bluebells
Leading into their caverns of canopies
Of fir and cedar in owl light
Half-light streams of hyacinths
Draw us in
To secrets hidden in the depths
Overseen by knotty arbour arms
And woody Abies cones
Like beacons sending signals
To the mystery world
Of ethereal nature
To let them know we’re here
And part of the balance
And the flow
And the stretch of all things
Earthly and surreal
In timeless order
In life

Stephen Rowe

Propaganda - Lyndon Queripel

"So, what is propaganda ?"
I asked with a sigh
"It’s adnagaporp spelt backwards."
Was your quick-witted reply
"I thought everyone knew that."
You said as you put on your hat
And then smiling waved goodbye

Lyndon Queripel

A Mother’s Hips - Trudie Shannon

Small children
Have legs, that
By right, embrace
A woman’s hips.
Women, by right
Have hips
That are
Safe places
For small children.

Trudie Shannon

The Cobra - Richard Fleming


The cobra can’t resist a tune
so when the Charmer blows his flute,
to make the notes rise in the air,
the cobra stirs and follows suit.

It is a most amazing sight:
the tourists clap and toss rupees
while others, far less prosperous,
remunerate with loud whoopees.

Majestically, the cobra sways
from right to left, then left to right.
Applaud it, even if you’re bored:
it’s always best to be polite.

Richard Fleming

Boris Brontosaurus - Oscar Milde

Boris, Boris, Brontosaurus,
crashing blindly through the forest,
hair askew, complexion pinked,
destination indistinct,
doesn’t know that he’s extinct.

Oscar Milde

Land of Hope and Glory - Marcel Le Clerc

They call this the land of hope and glory
Another 4 years
Another world cup
This time it's going to be a different story

The planets are aligned
It's written in the stars
We gave the world the beautiful game
Now's the time to take back what is rightfully ours.

The three lions are going to roar
Kane is gonna score
We're going to beat the unbeatable
Defeat the undefeatable
And become kings of the world once more...

ENGLAND !

Marcel Le Clerc

See Marcel read his poem here on Youtube.

First Date, Last Date - Stephen A. Roberts

he's excited about tonight

an assignation in the city

there will be girls there

and boys too, he doesn't care

he stares into the mirror

smiles, neatens his hair

arranges his new stuff

it's all now ready to wear

the future's looking bright

he's dressed to kill tonight


Stephen A. Roberts

No More Monkeys - Diane Scantlebury

They’ve torn down the trees
That held the ground,
And built concrete castles
For human pleasure,
Now not a single monkey
Can be found,
Cause they’ve displeased
The gods of leisure,

They’ve ripped up the coral
From the sea
Against the locals’ wishes,
Shipped in tons of sterile sand
And killed all the beautiful fishes,

They’ve put up fences
And posted a guard,
Access for ‘residents’
Everyone else barred,
Paying guests only on the beach,
Leisure for poor locals
Now out of their reach,

No more trees,
No more sound,
No more monkeys in this town,
Now that the golden sands
Are out of reach,
There’ll be no more monkeys
On the beach!

Diane Scantlebury

Testimony Of Jean-Jacques Le Page - Tony Gardner

My name is Jean-Jacques Le Page, I wish my confession be read
For now I am withered with age, and I wish to die pure in my bed

On a June day fifty years gone, when the clouds dreamed across the blue sky
And the wild roses drank the warm sun, on the headland walked Paulette and I

So often we paused and embraced, we were young and our ardour was strong
Fearing not disapproval we faced, for we knew that our families were wrong

Paulette was not of my faith, and not from an old Guernsey line
While my family tree we could trace, right back to the Conqueror's time

Yet purely we loved and time passed, until was selected for me
A bride of a far higher caste, I was charged that was how it should be

Then Paulette's family was told, to keep her well out of my way,
By those too blind and too old, who thought us just children at play

So that day in the warm summer sun, on the high southern cliffs we stood there
Where the gorse glows and wild rabbits run, we held hands and leapt into the air

I was caught by a tree near the top, she was torn from my grasp with a moan
And treacherous fate took the life, that I treasured much more than my own.

A passer-by rescued and found me and thought we had both slipped and fell
My family were glad I was sound, thinking privately all turned out well.

So I married the one that they chose, and for forty years kept up the sham
Now my wife and my parents repose, and I want to regain who I am

Soon I'll pass to that far distant shore, where Paulette will be waiting for me
And things will be just as before, The way that God meant them to be

And so says Jean-Jacques Le Page.

Tony Gardner

Plane Sailing - Donald Keyman

Looks like there’ll be no Waves again
so I'll be waiting for the seaplane
to gently alight amongst the bustle
of all the traffic in the Russell

but these modern day aquatic Stukas
won't suit the travelling pukers
from check-in on the shore
what a journey to the aircraft door!

lifejackets on, a safety briefing
I'd suggest some waterproof clothing
for the climb from a bobbing dinghy
tied up to the wobbling wingy

then with floats full of excess baggage
forming a leaden undercarriage
it'll plough halfway down to Jersey
the passengers screaming for mercy

eventually it will fly and land
and drive up onto the sand
where St Helier is in easy reach
the other end of the 5-mile beach!

Donald Keyman

“He's really not with us.” - Tony Bradley

I used to tell my wife,"look, I ain't bovvered"
she always said I'm definitely not the full shilling
she knew I easily nodded off with the fairies
and she used to give me a regular grilling.

I can easily nod off, sitting, or just leaning
just a quiet moment, and I'm away
and sometimes I can wake up, 5 minutes later
and I'm sure it can't possibly still be the same day.

If I had to wait 5 minutes for her, shopping
I'd usually dozed off, when she came back
so, no help with shopping bags, she's annoyed
she says it's embarrassing, and I get a whack.

When I wake, I think 'where am I ?
what day is it, what's the score?'
Apparently, I'm the only person, who gets this problem
so now, I don't tell anyone, any more.

Tony Bradley

The Now - Ian Duquemin

Some people live in the years of their past
Clinging so hard trying to make those years last
They can't let them go as they do not know how
So sadly they can't enjoy now

Some others wish that their future would come
Before they had walked they had set off to run
They got there so quickly but never knew how
And missed out on the gift we call now

Ian Duquemin

Miss McCarthy - Richard Fleming

Miss McCarthy by the window,
with a glass of Cork Dry gin,
watching as a band comes marching
making a god-awful din.
Watch the banners, hear the drummer
march on by, this Ulster summer.

Miss McCarthy, fifty-seven,
rounded shoulders, spreading hips,
smudged red lipstick, cupid-bow style
to accentuate her lips,
watches with a smile, sardonic,
drinking neat gin without tonic.

In the gloomy first-floor bedroom
(in which, once, her parents slept)
on a sun-bright summer morning
she sways gently, hair unkempt,
cursing life that, once abundant,
left her here washed-up, redundant.

Tired old bra beneath her cardie,
saggy breasts hang down like fruit,
wrinkled buttocks heading southwards,
all the rest in hot pursuit.
Miss McCarthy, lonely, boozy:
when it came to love, too choosy.

In the street, beneath her window,
children frolic with a pup.
She’s been here for half a lifetime,
waiting, but Life stood her up.
Watch the banners, hear the drummer
march on by, this Ulster summer.

Richard Fleming

Good To Meat You - Edgar Allan Poet

We stop indoors my wife and I:
keep to ourselves, rarely go out.
We have no friends. We are quite shy.
Newspapers, we can do without.
But, once or twice a year, someone
arrives, by chance, and we have fun.

A man, whose car has broken down,
requiring help or telephone;
A salesman with a worried frown
who, foolishly, is on his own
and sometimes even better news:
Jehovah’s Witnesses in twos.

We fetch them in for cakes and tea
then drug them, carry them below
into our cellar, laughingly,
begin to torture them real slow.
then later on, to soothe their aches,
we chop them up for juicy steaks.

Folk always say that life’s a bitch
and then you die: we fix that bit.
We like our diet protein-rich
and human flesh, I will admit,
sliced carefully from a fresh kill,
is truly irresistible.

Edgar Allan Poet

A New Translation Of Love - Lyndon Queripel

I know inside my heart
Life’s too short to be apart
That together we could start
A revelation, a celebration
A new translation of love

I hear inside my head
All the words I should’ve said
All the words you could’ve read
A dedication, a communication
A new translation of love

Lyndon Queripel

Still Dancing - Diane Scantlebury

Out in the middle of the floor
Poppa and nana dance,
To a song, an up-tempo rendition
Of an old much loved classic,
Curiously out of rhythm with the music
They hold hands and laugh,
As they’re transported fifty years back
To the time they first met,

Nana in her short skirt, giggling,
And poppa with long hair
Trying hard to catch her attention,
Back then the dance floor
Was the place for courtship,
Back then, they knew all the words
And could keep time with the music,

Out in the middle of the floor
Poppa and nana still dance,
Their grey haired heads
Strangely nodding against the beat,
Robbed by dementia, nana’s mind has gone,
But in her eyes there’s a twinkle
A memory of fifty years back,
Of when poppa, nervously,
First asked her to dance
And she said “Yes”.

Diane Scantlebury

My Neighbourhood - Stephen A. Roberts

The great and the good
Live in my neighbourhood
But it's not genteel
It's rather down at heel
They simply haven't got the time
To get their gardens into line

They will never be seen
Giving their windows a good clean
They'll be lounging on the sofa
In front of Big Brother
Watching D listers no-one knows
Or the latest cookery show

Instead of mowing their lawn
They watch property show porn
Feeding their faces with junk food
To Judge Rinder they are glued
And before the programme ends
They'll have Facebooked all their friends

No, they will never find the vim
To give their hedges a good trim
The real world's such a bore
Full of unexciting chores
They'd rather surf the web you see
With one eye watching crap TV

Stephen A. Roberts

It Just Took Once - Tony Gardner

We met at a party, we laughed at the same things
We drank the same drinks and we got on just fine

I'd just lost an old love, she'd just done the same thing
We felt good together and stayed close 'til the light

Of a big, new, old morning awakened our tired eyes
Yawning, embarrassed, sober we realised

There is nothing to build on from a tipsy one-nighter
The best thing we could do was just to move on

But something kept niggling, I called up the number
She had written in case there'd been words left unsaid

Some magic was drawing us closely together
Some higher power far wiser than we

Where we are heading for no one can tell us
We're happy to follow where ever we're led

We both are grown up and no longer childish
But we both agree, Fairy Tales are not dead.

Tony Gardner

The Gift - Ian Duquemin


The yellow gorse flows golden
Blending with the craggy rocks below
That rumbling seas applaud
As seagulls rest their weary wings
And with the thaw of winters frost
In a time of birth...
The flowers raise their pretty heads
To welcome all that summer brings
The cliff path winds around the isle
A view transformed with every turn
No artist ever captured
With a weak and mortal hand
As only Mother Nature
With her graciousness and presents
Could recreate the generous gift
The true designer planned

Ian Duquemin

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In Praise Of Coloured Bottles - Tony Bradley

Nobody else I know, just loves the empties
I just want the bottles, not the booze
the beautiful shapes, the curves, reflections
the greens, the ambers, the vermillions, the blues.

Washed well, buffed up, then placed in my windows
of course, their positioning is a pleasant task
and apart from the colours, there's so many shapes
there's the slender, the tall, the squat, the flask.

I rescue them from the skips, all my coloured bottles
and sometimes, if I'm not at my smartest
an on-looker might think I'm on the piss
“It's conceptual, darling, I'm not that sort of artist.”

Tony Bradley

Country Church - Richard Fleming

It feels intrusive, stepping in
through the arched door uninvited.
Money in the collection tin,
a pound coin, appears to right it.
I look about. The church seems small:
not thirty feet from wall to wall.

No stained glass here, no bleeding Christ,
just hymn books, hassocks, modest pews.
In this place, such things must suffice
to promulgate the Gospel news.
The congregation, I suppose,
shrinks week by week and never grows.

Preponderance of tweedy suits,
of wives in self-effacing hats,
an absence, here, of fresh recruits,
of newcomers to swell the stats.
A failure somehow to connect,
is what the vicar must expect.

The stone floor makes my footsteps seem
funereal, my presence wrong
and out of place. No godly theme
runs through my life, I drift along
as most do, unreflectingly,
a spiritual amputee.

Outside, old gravestones vie with flowers
for my attention as I leave.
I came here to avoid Spring showers,
where others come to pray or grieve.
The dead are lost to us, I fear,
while daffodils return each year.

Richard Fleming

Leylandii - Connie Fayre

I love Leylandii. How they grow,
eclipse the sun, block out the light.
I planted twenty in a row:
they are a truly awesome sight.
The neighbours mutter, It’s not fair.
I shrug my shoulders, C’est la guerre!

Connie Fayre

Moonless Sky - Lyndon Queripel

Circles of light spin through the night
The Moonless sky is falling apart
Could it be the hand of God I see
Coming to capture my sinful heart
Time and space leave no hiding place
So was the Rapture about to start
Or would I find it’s all in my mind
Just the dancing illusion of a black art?

Lyndon Queripel

Mayday - Stephen A. Roberts

there's too many bank holidays in May
they should be spread out more, I hear some say

but to imagine that Hitler had held on 'til summer
so that our Liberation day had better weather?

wishing he'd slowed the steamroller from the East
seems a bit controversial to say the least

(OK I'm just joking don't get me wrong
the war had already gone on too long...)


Stephen A. Roberts

Denver’s Marvellous Outdoor Art - Kathy Figueroa

Image: Kathy Figueroa

Denver’s marvellous outdoor art
Presents an astonishing sight
Such as “The Dancers,” which tower
Over sixty feet in height

Of an almost similar scale
Stretches a colossal “Blue Bear”
Peering through the convention centre window
As though to see what’s there

At the Denver Performing Arts Complex
(A sort of “culture mall”)
Rotund “Man” and “Woman”
Both stand thirteen feet tall

The Old Prospector, on 15th Street 
Is more than 125 years old
One hand holds a pick
The other, a nugget of gold

At the airport, startling folks
Who have recently arrived by plane
Rears “Blucifer,” the Blue Mustang
With windswept tail and mane

Continuing this theme of statuary
In deep, rich shades of blue
Is the 16th Street Mall cow
Decorated with pictures and info, too

For those who prefer art objects
In simpler shapes, instead
There’s a reed-like “Red Forest”
Comprised of rods, in vibrant red

This poem about downtown Denver
Wouldn’t seem complete
Without mentioning blue trees
Which enliven many a street

The city is like a huge gallery
Where magnificent art abounds
Far too much to be mentioned here
And of a calibre that astounds

Kudos to Denver’s municipal council
For funding grand artwork in public spaces
And making Colorado’s Mile High City
One of America’s most interesting places!

Kathy Figueroa

"Denver's Marvellous Outdoor Art" was published on April 5, 2018, in The Bancroft Times newspaper.

Windrush - Diane Scantlebury

I’m going on a cruise m’darlin’
To see what’s new,
A big adventure to the mother country,
Far away from our Jamaica’s shores so sunny,
To the land of milk and honey,

I saw an advert m’darlin’
Big and bold print,
In the Kingston news today,
A once in a lifetime opportunity
A call from far away,

I’m going to sail on a big ship m’darlin’
Heading off to the great unknown,
The war’s over and there’s plenty to do,
We’ll be welcomed on those streets of gold,
That’s the story I’ve been told,

I’m sailing on the Windrush m’darlin’
Don’t cry I won’t be gone too long,
Kiss my children
Don’t let their memory of me fade,
I’ll be back soon, when my fortune’s made.

Diane Scantlebury

Bunkers - Trudie Shannon


We played Germans and British,
We played in bunkers
Those concrete edifices built to last forever
With the thick rusting wires and heavy doors.
We had three within spitting distance of each other.
All within the parameters of our play.
One, filled with water, one, to us merely a tunnel to run the gauntlet
The third, a rite of passage.

For the first our challenges were few.
The construction itself was all but invisible,
Sunken down into the earth and covered in grass.
Save for steps leading down into it,
You wouldn’t have guessed it was there.
The game, to run across the roof, leap from it
Over the lip and gap onto the grass verge beside the road
Avoiding the abyss of the descending concrete steps.
Scary the first few times, but I was a tomboy
As good as my brother and his mates.
Run hard, run fast heart pounding and leap for life
Land victorious, easy.
Soon it was so easy anyone could do it
If you knew where to jump from.
Kevin didn’t, he jumped scared in the wrong place
And fell onto the steps, his leg twisted and broken beneath him.

The second, like the first was sunken down into the earth
Covered though, in thick bracken and brambles.
As explorers we were triumphant in our discovery.
It was bleak, and damp, we pushed our way in
Discovering the dark, narrow passage
Running the bunker width at the back.
We dared each other not to run but
To step one by one into the treacle black
To tread slowly the gauntlet of ghosts and skeletons
German helmets, guns and grenades
The passage so narrow and the floor littered
With all this debris, all invisible save in our imaginations.

The third, atop a rise in the vinery that gave vista
To a swathe of the sea and rocky coastline.
Was accessible, visible and we had permission to play in it.
The boys brought wood and in one of the small bare rooms
Constructed a platform to be our ‘bed’
We would sleep in it!
Gathered together later with blankets and the odd candle stub
We ate up the air with our whispering
We spent the night in the airless cube, hot and scared.
I did not kiss Martyn or maybe I did kiss Martyn
Because this was the bunker of transition from kids
To pre-teens where games required more
Than leaping into space
Or walking through the dark when you just wanted to run and run and run.

We played Germans and British
We played in bunkers
Those concrete monstrosities built to last forever.

Trudie Shannon

"Bunkers" is currently on display in the Guernsey Market Building as part of the "Reflections On Occupation" exhibition.

The Alien - Tony Gardner

I was weeding in the garden, on a sunny April day
When my fork hit something metal, hiding in the clay
In the garden nothing stays if it will not sprout or grow
Therefore into the rubbish bin it was just about to go.
But then I felt the warming up so gently in my hand,
Soft throbbing and a humming which I couldn't understand.
I looked at the ball of metal nestling right there in my palm
Wond'ring What it was and could it cause me any Harm
As I watched it slowly opened up just like a flower bud
A little man stepped out of it, just like a little God
He shook and seemed to swell 'til he was full four inches tall
He said "Now don't you worry, 'cause I won't hurt you at all"
He said "I've come so many miles, from far away in space
I'm on a peaceful mission for I've come to save your race"
He told me then such wisdom, disclosed the Key to Earthly Peace
And oh, such wond'rous tales that I would never wish him cease
Just then a greedy Magpie who'd been foraging behind
Swept down and gobbled up the Hope of all mankind

Tony Gardner

Forever Child - Diane Scantlebury

She’ll never grow up,
She’s a forever child
Trapped in a woman’s body,
Dutifully she trots
Behind her elderly mother,
Full of chat and trusting,

She’ll never experience
Teenage anxiety,
Because she’s a forever child,
Locked in a childish head
With a child’s dreams and thoughts,
Full of joy and happy,

She’ll never feel stressed,
Unlike her poor mother,
She’s a forever child
Free from worldly care,
Excitedly reaching out
For the comfort of her mother’s hand,
Full of warmth and security.

Diane Scantlebury

The Ancient Mariner (A Sequel) - Richard Fleming

The Mariner from days of yore
(you may have read the tragic tale)
spent his pathetic days ashore
and, to all passers-by, he’d wail

about a curse, and have them check the albatross slung round his neck.
A grim and sad yarn, poor old goat: but that’s what Mr Coleridge wrote.

There is an update, I must tell:
a sequel, to be more precise,
a story that does not end well,
that really isn’t very nice.

By some fluke chance, the albatross, thought dead, woke up, and it was cross.
It started on a pecking spree: it pecked his arm, it pecked his knee,

it pecked him all about the head,
until the ancient sailor cried:
"Get off vile brute, I thought you dead!"
He fought it off but, though he tried,

no strategy was efficacious: the albatross was so tenacious.
At last, to gain his liberty, the Mariner fled back to sea.

Richard Fleming

Lucky - Edgar Allan Poet

They don’t come luckier than me:
I’ve not nine lives, I’ve ninety-nine.
In street-fights (I’ve had two or three)
or knife-fights, victory’s been mine.
I keep a trusty rabbit’s foot
in the breast-pocket of my suit.

When I see magpies, I see four.
Black cats, for luck, curl round my heels.
I find one coin then I find more.
Thrice blessed with luck is how it feels.
I ride in carriages by day,
go to my club and rarely pay.

But England’s far too tame for me
so to America I’ll sail.
In luxury, I’ll put to sea
on a new liner, massive scale,
de-luxe, designed to get there quick.
They’ve named the vessel, Titanic.

Edgar Allan Poet

The Great Guernsey Take-Off - Oscar Milde

It’s all become a real ordeal:
in peelings, she’s up to her eyes.

These damn pies of Potato Peel
will be the death of me!
She cries.

He says. They’re great. Don’t ever doubt it.
One day they’ll make a film about it.


Oscar Milde

Memories of Scotland - Tony Bradley

I've spent many happy days with my lassie and crommack
trekking over the Highlands, the crags, and screes
the dark, deep waters of the misty lochs
as the eagle glides high, in the morning breeze.

Thro' leafy glades, sun's rays dance silver
in trickling streams below
Spring-scented flowers embroidering the
Highlands' green rolling vales
I lay mellow, for hours, on soft fragrant heather
or 'neath craggy rocks, shelter,
from my Scotland's strong gales.

Tony Bradley

Extinction - Donald Keyman

Do you remember saucy page three
It was a sight for sore eyes to see
And (wrongly it seems) we revelled in our misogyny

We were always down the shop for a pack of fags
And - back in the days before they were wrapped in bags -
a sneaky peek at the top shelf mags

Now I must admit I’m a little scared
About all the things that we maybe dared
Do, think or say when our trousers were flared

Now time has finally caught up with us
And wrinkled and grey, bemused by the fuss
This old white rhino bites the dust

Donald Keyman

Passing Through - Ian Duquemin

I sit here reminiscing
Of days long in my past
Those years have travelled swiftly
They've come and gone so fast
Those times spent round the campfire
Where flames danced through the night
Leaving smoldering embers
As dawn replaced its light

Those friends who were my brothers
In caravans called home
They were the closest family
That this man had ever known
We'd smoke what nature gave us
While music filled the air
What little we all had back then
We'd find enough to share

We found a place to settle
A road side with a view
Beside a rolling river
Like us just passing through
The hills a welcome shelter
The winters hard to bear
I'd never found a place called home
Like I had found right there

That fire keeps on burning
It warms my soul and heart
That family still remains with me
However far apart
And like that river passing through
We'll meet again sometime
I'll keep our fire burning
In this gypsy heart of mine

Ian Duquemin

The One - Tony Robert

When we first begun, it started out as fun
But I soon realised that maybe you’re the one
Both been round the block, so came as such a shock
Have I struck gold? You could be the one
We’re partners in crime, there’s no reason nor rhyme
It’s just that you are the one
There for each other, much more than just lovers
Because you really are the one
I felt from the start, deep down in my heart
That you must be the one
Long for you to be my bride, to always be by my side
Because when all’s said and done
You are the one.

Tony Robert

Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Lyndon Queripel

"Doctor, when my hand is better
Will I be able to play the piano for sure ?"
"Of course you will my dear boy."
"That’s good, I couldn’t play it before."

Lyndon Queripel

Journey’s End - Diane Scantlebury

Hugged by an angel in the night,
No tunnel long or dazzling light,
To guide her to her journey’s end,
Just the embrace of a loving friend,
When final day came she’d no fear,
The kind friend had whispered in her ear,
I’m here for you is all I’ll say,
So be at peace and on your way,
Reassured she didn’t struggle, just a tiny gasp,
As from this world to the next she passed.

Diane Scantlebury

Ashes On The Water - Tony Gardner

From Jerbourg cliffs the morning sun
       gleams soft across the bay

We gather here at Moulin Huet
       this sad, fulfilling day.

Ashes float and sparkle
       the proud sun picks them out

Affirming this was one of us
       a Guernseyman throughout.

He left his heritage a while
       But came back home to die.

Ashes on the water
       "C'est bien" the wavelets sigh.

Tony Gardner

Dietary Advice - Richard Fleming

The elephant, a hulking brute,
dines principally on greens and fruit.
He does not have a sylphlike figure,
instead keeps growing ever bigger.

The mouse, that tiny reprobate,
eats many times his body weight
yet hardly weighs a thing at all:
indeed, remains petite and small.

So, frugal eaters please take heed,
it doesn’t matter how you feed:
when you come to the feeding-trough
throw caution to the winds and scoff.

Richard Fleming

Terribly Wrong - Kathy Figueroa

What’s the problem with America,
The land of the free, brave, and strong?
What’s happened to America?
Something’s gone terribly wrong.

What befell the country
Where “freedom” is the cry?
Why, in the United States of America
Do so many citizens violently die?

Is it still a leader in the free world?
I’m beginning to think not.
Heartache, suffering, death…
So many people have been shot.

Should we build a wall to enclose
The nation that once was great?
Which now has been damaged
And stained indelibly with hate?

Where it’s a growing trend
For men to be accessorized with a gun?
Where shooters kill indiscriminately
For grudges and just for fun?

What’s the problem with America,
The land of the free, brave, and strong?
What’s happened to America?
Something’s gone terribly wrong….

Kathy Figueroa

"Terribly Wrong" was published on March 1, 2018, in The Bancroft Times newspaper.

Remains Of Love - Ian Duquemin

Was my touch so repulsive, you scrubbed me away?
And my company so cruel, it caused you to stray
Did the structure we build, turn to rubble then sand?
That spills from the palm of your hand

Was my love so destructive? A drug forced to take
The heart you once dwelled in, abandoned to break
Were the feelings you gave me, on loan for a time?
Returned, as they never were mine

Did the tears that I cried put a smile on your face?
The desire we shared now unholy disgrace
Do the memories of something remain in the past?
As shadows of doubt have been cast

I was lost when I found you, and lost once again
As all that I'm left with is sorrow and pain
The coldness I feel is a fate hard to bear
With the knowing you don't even care

Ian Duquemin

Off The Wall - John Carré Buchanan


"Runter von der Mauer"
the order barked to no avail.
Victory atop the Quadriga *
looked down at the multitude.
Water cannon fired, then stopped.
Confused guards stood agog
as gates were thrown asunder.
The stunned crowd
emboldened, found Freedom!
They surged through the gates and danced.
Hands reached high grasping pulling
feet scrabbling, as people climbed
to dance on the wall.
Shouts, cheers, and tears of joy as
revellers wielded hammers and picks
to tear down, to reunite.
Cameras rolled; the world marvelled
as amidst the melee
this symbol of oppression,
where so many lives were lost
was breached by a crowd
of cheering, dancing, Berliners.
One generation on and
barring a line of stone
you'd hardly know it existed,
A nation reunited and
the wall's been well and truly off'd.

John Carré Buchanan

* Chariot and four horse statue located atop the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin.

Melodrama - Lyndon Queripel

There’s the man they said was dead
He’s travelled so many miles
Glory shines above his head
His eyes sparkle as he smiles
He can see who we want to be
And who we really are

There’s the man who stays outside
The circle always seems to close
Once he tried to swallow his pride
But found his voice only froze
He can feel his wound will heal
But it will leave a scar

There’s the man who lost his mind
Now who is he trying to fool ?
Soon he’ll find he was blind
In a kind lesson that seems cruel
He does not know where to go
He’s already gone too far

There’s the man of destiny
Trying to make the connection
In the struggle to be free
And find a new direction
He won’t look above for any love
Or wish upon a star

There’s the man who never was
Did you hear him deny it ?
When asked to state his cause
He just remained so quiet
With no violence in the silence
There was only melodrama.

Lyndon Queripel

Amendment Not Required - Stephen A. Roberts

He could have been a hero
If he'd gone inside
To confront the shooter
But he'd have probably died

Check his job description
Does it say that he should die
In the line of duty
Or just keep watch outside?

But he could have been a hero
If he'd gone inside
Now he's just a zero
And he just wants to hide

He can only say he's sorry
"I shoulda gone inside"
To protect those children
Even if he died

Repeal the Second Amendment
Put the guns aside
Protect and serve those children
And no-one needs to die

Stephen A. Roberts

The Museum of Capitalism - Donald Keyman

They came from far and wide
to see the dream that died
the empty banking shells
above the Havelet swells
the tourist, eyes aghast
senses something has passed

he sees crumbling monuments to the greed
that replaced normal need
before the vision all turned sour
when its snake oil bitcoin power
turned everything to dust
because the value was less than cost

behind a street of dead boutiques
shining like valueless laliques
stand the rows of empty hutches
far beyond the proles' clutches
the lights are permanently dark
just like the silent data park

they are greeted by the guide
welcome to the museum, come inside
here capitalism is in the past
and the streets are clean at last
the squares and abandoned piers
have been washed with the donkey's tears

Donald Keyman

Their Hands - Trudie Shannon

They walk away together.
And he takes her hand, small and beautiful
Into his own large and rough one.
His fingers are sturdy, hers like delicate dancers.
He has changed since she came
His edges are softer, he has vulnerability
Where there was philosophy and innate strength.
Her brightness has caught him unawares
Has infused him, without him realising it.
It is enough to make one smile.
They walk away together into the windswept darkness
And he takes her hand, that small birdlike hand
And when he holds it in his own
It is as if he truly holds a fledgling bird
With its heartbeat pulsing in his palm.

Trudie Shannon

Glorious - Kathy Figueroa

How glorious to be with you
To spend the passing years this way
For the life that you've shared with me
I’m feeling thankful every day

Your good character inspires me
To try to be the best I can
I’m filled with love and gratitude
For you, my most wonderful man

It was a hard, arduous path
That led me to this tranquil place
But I’d travel that route again
For your warm, passionate embrace

My lover, stalwart companion,
Sweet, cheerful, and cherished best friend
May our days be long and joyful
And this happiness never end

Kathy Figueroa

"Glorious" was published on February 1, 2018, in The Bancroft Times newspaper.

Old Guernsey Boys - Diane Scantlebury

Old Guernsey boys how they reminisce,
About the women they’ve loved
And the girls they’ve kissed,
About summer romances and flirtations
That like the tides came and went,
In teenage haunts long gone
Their youth misspent,

Over a pint in the pub,
Old Guernsey boys how they reminisce
About the women they’ve loved
And the girls they could’ve kissed,
About youthful adventures past and long gone,
The triumph of their conquests
And opportunities missed.

Diane Scantlebury

Victor Hugo’s Parrot - Richard Fleming

The parrot of Victor Hugo
does not reside in a chĂ¢teau,
instead he dwells in Guernsey air
and perches calmly on a chair,
immobile, quiet as a mouse,
in Le Salon of Hauteville House.

He knows he dare not interrupt
for Victor can be très abrupt.
He’s been as grumpy as a crab
while writing that Les Miserables.
But when work’s finished for the day,
Vic loves his petit perroquet.

Richard Fleming

Gorse A-Popping - Tony Gardner

Mum's in the house and gossiping in Guernsey French with Gran
The water from the well is sweeter than I'll ever taste again
Around the back I sit and bask, in dripping July sun
Listening to the gorse pods, popping one by one.

I worry over Grammar school, and Linda's thoughts of me
The world is going crazy, all except when I can be
Where cloudlets smile, where bees buzz by, where joyful linnets sing
Where hay scent drifts in hot, dry air, where dry, brown gorse pods ping

It's Saturday, as usual Grandpa is "Au Travail "
And Mum and Gran are sitting on the old Green Bed as I
Am perched upon the granite steps behind the little cot
Absorbing sunshine, listening to the gorse go "pop-pop-pop"

The old Green Lane meanders up the verdant valley side
I see the meadows full of fragrant flowers, sweet and wild.
The skylark bursts his heart out, with a peerless, joyful song
Just asking how could anything in God's good world be wrong?
In Pleinmont's countryside we've found the everflowing cup
Gold flowers fade and leathern pods go pop....pop....pop.

Today I sit in Sussex fields, but Guernsey fills my mind
I listen to the popping gorse, evoking childhood times.
When Saturdays we'd ride our bikes or catch the old Grey Bus
For Torteval was always drawing back the likes of us
With roots deep in those valleys and those high cliffs by the sea
Where July gorse still pops, still calls, in dreams so real to me.

Tony Gardner

Famous Last Words - Stephen A. Roberts

In this age of Facebook, Twitter and cybercrime
Our famous last words will be sourced online
But back in the old days when people were croaking
To the bedside audience their bon mots were spoken

Adam Faith, Budgie, his final act alive
Was to pour his vitriol on Channel 5
Whilst Bing Crosby saw a final fairway
Leading up to the heavenly stairway.
Food often features when someone pegs
Roy Jenkins famously ordered up some eggs
Yes strange the mind as it dies
Pitt the Younger requested pies.
Philosopher Voltaire in his deathbed throes
Would not add Satan to his foes
Though these words uttered turning blue
May not necessarily be all true...

Alcohol is the cause of many a final curse
Before the arrival of the hearse
John Maynard Keynes, economist
Regretted time not getting pissed
While the mighty actor Bogie
Joked he died because of weak Martinis.
Dylan Thomas drowned his troubles
With eighteen whiskies, but were they doubles?
Picasso somewhat generously
Bade them all "drink to me"
And down in Tennessee they think
That Jack Daniel requested one last drink

From booze to weapons, the cause of many
Quotes for premature obituaries
"Et tu Brute?" Caesar spluttered
As with a dagger he was gutted
Poor General Sedgwick could not foresee
A sudden improvement in enemy accuracy
Terry Kath, the Chicago band musician
Forgot the chambered ammunition!
"The cyanide's not working" Hitler said
Then put the Luger to his head
I must admit, I made that up
It was probably Eva that fired the shot...

So rehearse your lines for posterity
I've just remembered what mine would be
"Popping to the pub, won't be late for tea"
"Famous Last Words" she said to me.

Stephen A. Roberts

Johnny, Dear Johnny - Ian Duquemin

Johnny, dear Johnny, since you sailed away
Now a year, seven months and a day
But your ship it has not yet returned
Though my heart it has hungered and yearned

Oh Johnny, dear Johnny, my only true love
Do you see me in stars high above?
How I've prayed on those nights all alone
For the wind to have blown you back home

Johnny, dear Johnny, I've cried every day
From the moment you drifted away
You remained with me here in my heart
Though the tides they have kept us apart

Oh Johnny, dear Johnny, the sea is so deep
Like the promise you swore you would keep
On this shore I'll be waiting for you
For your sails to come into view

Johnny, dear Johnny, did you die in the waves?
Did your crew meet their watery graves?
As the sea seems to whisper goodbyes
Bringing sadness and tears to my eyes

Oh Johnny, dear Johnny, please come back to me
Be the husband you promised to be
Don't leave me alone for another day more
And honour that promise you swore

Ian Duquemin

Haunted House - Hugo Furst

I climb the stair to go to bed.
The staircase bends. The light is dim.
I see the cat. It stands quite still.
I freeze. That cat is six months dead.
He stares at me. I stare at him.
The air grows cold. I feel a chill
as it abruptly turns and flees
around the stair-head, taking flight,
quick, slick as an assassin’s knife.
I cannot breathe. My heart will seize
if, when I switch my bedroom light,
the cat awaits, returned to life.

Hugo Furst

Eeyore the Eyesore - Donald Keyman

Eeyore the eyesore couldn't find a home
He's the ugly donkey forever condemned to roam
Carrier of Jesus and star of Nativity plays
Placed on a pedestal for his stubborn ways

Now there's a deadline for an application
To allow the mule to remain in his location
Lest anyone dare suggest a more fitting place
To display old Eeyore's sad and greenly face

No-one wants him in the Town
Some even said to melt him down
So just send a simple letter please
To leave him with the recycled Christmas trees!

Donald Keyman

On This Day - Kathy Figueroa

Let us celebrate the goodness of Man
The higher qualities and noble deeds
Let all people rejoice with poems and songs
For that’s what this weary world surely needs

Let’s think of what’s kind, all that’s beautiful
Though burdens of sorrow render it hard
The weight of cold darkness can be lifted
To warm hearts and souls of those sorely scarred

So let us make a conscious decision
To magnify all that’s good, and rejoice
Though life’s troubles will be cast upon us
Triumph over suffering is our choice

Kathy Figueroa

"On This Day" was published in the January 11, 2018, issue of The Bancroft Times newspaper.

Negative Earth - Lyndon Queripel

There’s no easy way out of here
There’s no secret track
I tried sometime last year
And I was lucky to get back

There’s a northbound path uphill
It’s so crooked and narrow
You can climb along it until
You’re scared of your own shadow

You can cross the border down south
But the bitter wind and the rain
Will leave a sour taste in your mouth
And then blow you back again

It’s a wicked trail to the east
Just days of dust and thirst
The long nights are cold at least
But I don’t know which is the worst

It seems your dreams are way out west
But it’s so full of dirty tricks
You’ll be left alone and depressed
Just looking for another fix

So as you travel near and far
Your ideals will start to curdle
Look behind from where you are
And you’ll find it’s all a circle.

Lyndon Queripel

Mr Pol - Oscar Milde

When Mrs Pol goes off to see her aunt
who lives across the town with umpteen cats,
Mr Pol skips upstairs with a smile
to slip on his wife’s best frocks and hats

and pull on her silk stockings and high heels,
her bra, with fillets filling out the slack,
and sometimes when he’s feeling in the mood
he’ll don her cheery little plastic mac.

He’s played these naughty games since, as a child,
he dressed in Mother’s bonnet and her shoes:
he’s not ashamed exactly, but concerned
at the hostility of other people’s views.

So how does he explain it to himself?
It’s really a compulsion not a choice.
It brings to mind his mother’s heady scent,
the fond-remembered romance in her voice.

Oscar Milde

La fille dans le soleil de soir - Tony Bradley

I honestly don't know now, I could have been dreaming
one hazy September evening, high tide at Port Soif
beautiful clouds on the horizon, pink, lilac, and purple
the sunset glowed scarlet, as the haze drifted off .

So peaceful, so lovely, I sat at a bench
just absorbing the beauty, as the sun slowly sank down
then, a noise, a girl just sat alongside me
smiling, but with a sort of a frown.

"You don't need to travel, . . . to see THIS," I said
with a sweet little voice, she said "Non"
the strangest thing, when I looked again
the bench was empty, the girl was gone.

Tony Bradley

Pierre And Aimee - Tony Gardner

Albert Ferbrache from L'Eree
Proposed a trip across the bay
And young Thomas Queripel
Came along with Clem as well
They asked the old man Jean Le Notre
If he still had his old boat
And could they borrow just one time
The vessel for a Valentine

For a sum he happily
Let them sail off in the sea
Albert, Tom and Clem were there
With three ladies fine and fair.
Miss Le Couteur, Miss Dobree
And Miss Lenfesty made three
Let's sail, Albert Ferbrache said
Happy times are just ahead.

Halfway over Rocquaine Bay
Skies turned dark and steely gray
Wind whipped waves soaked all the crew
Happiness and ardour flew
Help us, save us! was the cry
We did'nt come out here to die
On the shore Pierre De La Mare
Heard their cries as he stood there

His sweetheart, Miss Aimee Dobree
Was on his mind tonight as he
Launched his little fishing craft
To try to save the stricken raft
He pulled his oars 'gainst heavy seas
The rain blew down, so cold to freeze
And then Pierre's fondest hopes were dashed
As on the rocks the old boat smashed

But bobbing up upon the sea
Came God's generosity
Six went out, and came back three
One was Miss Aimee Dobree
Pierre loved Aimee all her life
And Aimee loved to be his wife
Whether skies were blue or gray
In the cottage by the bay

Tony Gardner

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