All last year I was so good
As little boys and grown men should
I tried so hard you see because
I had written to Santa Claus.
For I had seen on Amazon
What he could bring on his next run
Nectar sweet from a Scots Glen
Brewed for discerning gentlemen.
Much better than cheap stuff I sip
Which puckers up my upper lip
I thought he might for I'd been good
As little boys and grown men should
…..
I went excited to my bed
Slept soon as Pillow touched my head.
Dreamt I could see old Rudolph’s glow
Through the thickly falling snow.
I woke up early bleary-eyed
Hoped he’d left something on the side
Like Single Malt, but never guessed
He'd leave a gift not of the best.
Tiptoed downstairs, then my heart broke
At the miniature bottle and small can of Coke
Tony Gardner
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