No I did not bake that cake
It was something I didn’t make
Another elaborate culinary lie
Like the steak and kidney pie
Oh that pie was ready made
It was Bentos it was Frayed
With frozen peas and frozen mash
Ready meals are my ‘pash’
I know now it is time to confess
That the only thing I use fresh
Is sliced bread, a proper loaf
With margarine - am I an oaf?
Suit yourself with your posh grub
Please don’t take this as a foodie snub
But as you can see I’m always in the mood
For easy, tasty convenience food!
Joan Etoile
Image : Pixabay - Finn-b
