There's always a sexual tension
Between TV coppers on the force
But I'm not sure that I noticed it
Between Sergeant Lewis and Inspector Morse
Cagney and Lacey, Starsky and Hutch
All loved themselves far too much
Who loves ya baby Kojak said
Then took his lollipop off to bed
Romantic interest Columbo lacked
And never got to remove his mac
Naughtiness was never allowed
For Chiefs Ironside and McCloud
Today though, anything goes
In the latest TV cop shows
No traditional heists or busts
Just endless tales of perverted lust
Joan Etoile
Image : Pixabay - geralt
