She met him on a Liner
On a Grecian Islands cruise
There beneath soft, starry skies
And quite a lot of booze
They fell in love one evening
And before the cruise was done
The Captain of the ship had spoke
Making them both one
Back at home cracks soon appeared
He wanted for each meal
Garlic this and Garlic that
Though sick it made her feel
Then they were both invited
To his daughter to be fed
But all she got to eat there
Garlic chicken, garlic bread
She couldn't take it any longer
Screaming, out the house she ran
Straight back home, she couldn't sleep
And the murders then began.
Tony Gardner
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