Another day another report
That's all your hard-earned taxes bought
The States have squandered all your wealth
On consultant's words for a dusty shelf
No day goes by without a suggestion
To spend some more on a new investigation
Shall we look into a brand new harbour
Or find ways to use less carbon?
Any idea must of course be contested
And in multiple papers our cash invested
But who can tell if a plan is attractive
When half the document is redacted?
We can only watch as the deadline slips
At least we can use it to wrap our chips
As the experts trouser their heap of bread
The massive tome remains unread
Donald Keyman
