What's 'is name - Lyndon Queripel

(Dedicated to Guernsey's quaint customs)

"And your name is ? "
" Yes,my name Is "
" Is ? Is what ? "
" Just Is. Not Is Watt. And what's yours ? "
" Me what ? "
" Oh, you're Watt ? "
" No I'm not."
"Oh, you're Knot ?"
" No, I'm not Knot ! "
" Are you sure you're not Watt ?"
" Of course I'm sure !"
" Ah, so you're Shaw then ? "
" No,I'm not Shaw ! Who is ? "
" I'm Is ! "

Lyndon Queripel