Guernsey Poets

all I wanted was to win the leg of lamb at the Saturday meat draw I rushed to the pub after work bought two strips from the ticket...

Aunt Kitty used to stay with us, for a fortnight, once a year after 2 weeks of her Scrabble we’d had enough, of the crafty old dear. ...

My father was a gamblin' man A loser all his life He sacrificed his children Made a wreckage of his wife Many men would make a sta...

We people with our snowy tops Androgynous in dress, We hunt in pairs, We grunt and grumble About today’s youth, Refuse to disguise or d...

They don’t come luckier than me: I’ve not nine lives, I’ve ninety-nine. In street-fights (I’ve had two or three) or knife-fights, victory...

He never had much luck with pets but spent a fortune at the vets to almost rid his cat of fleas before it perished from disease. He nev...