Guernsey Poets

There was a strange fellow called Queripel Whose driving was really so terrible When a police car gave chase He thought it was a race N...

there was a young poet from Guernsey who wrote reams and reams of verse he said "as it's Paddy's day I've put a limerick...

There was a philander, Peter, whose girlfriends were Joan, Pam and Rita. His wife got annoyed, a hit man employed, now Peter’s no longer...

There was a one eyed creature from space Who fell to Earth from grace It felt a shiver of terror When it looked in a mirror because it h...

There once was a DJ called Freak Whose programme was quite unique He’d claim “ In this game They all sound the same” And played records ...

The once was a young man called Jock, whose girlfriend liked dressing in croc, he went to zoo, after having a few, now his girlfriend’s ...

There once was a woman called Annie Who looked a bit of a granny She picked up a sailor Who thought he might nail her But was shocked to...

The Sea # 1 Oh! The Ocean, the Sea, et la Mer, wide ranging tsunamis so rare. vast expanses with white horse waves, calm waters that w...