Guernsey Poets

another day another scam  not just by people on the lam  a wall, a movie, a culture centre  grants and handouts to the highest tender  ...

When your family can’t be fed And it’s almost cheaper to be dead You take stock and wonder why Our leaders all want pie in the sky The...

Vlad has woken from his slumbers Out into the world he blunders He can’t see that things have changed He stares madly, wild, deranged ...

To a woodland glade  with a brand new spade  in the middle of the night I know that it’s not right I’ve claimed one more I’m beyond th...

St Greta of Thunberg  Stared cold as an iceberg  At the men in suits  Who didn’t give two hoots   About the eco crisis  Any more than ...

They’ll take the knee but not the needle As on the pitch they whine and wheedle They like to think that they’re the best Above being ja...

They built that mound in London Town For the traffic to drive around Resembling a power station made of peat It’s at the end of Oxford S...

Did your grape expectations wither on the vine? Were you undercut by supermarkets every single time? Or have people changed their ways -...

With not a twinge of guilt In designer house custom built Virtue signallers one and all Watching the poor go to the wall Vapid celeb...

King Gavin has been banished from the palace For refusing to accept the poison chalice For he and wise old Soulsby knew That the viru...

This tiny nation More than the sum Of its parts Sits on the Hinge of history Watching the men Of dark arts Becoming more in...

I must admit I’ve hardly slept Waiting for the latest dirt on Johnny Depp Another day of lurid pages Filled with tales of coke-fuelled ...

The scaly cricket is an ugly critter It likes to live amongst organic litter It’s not as rare as you might think They swarm around on b...

Am I one, one of the seventy-three? Waiting by the phone ever so anxiously Checking my temperature and my sense of taste If I’m about t...

We’re on the slippery slope oh yeah To a Marxist Utopia Equality for all sounds nice But it comes at a huge price The back of an enve...

Cry for Prince Harry I’ll not shed a tear His protection will cost us dear But the only crown he’ll ever wear Is his ring of monk-like ...

Lisia, Lesia, which one is easier? Are both of them not barmier Than good old Sarnia? Lisia, Lesia, are they not both uselesser Than th...

Another day another report That's all your hard-earned taxes bought The States have squandered all your wealth On consultant's wo...

I went looking for Cobo Alice outside the gates of a wondrous palace I got the feeling that time had been unfrozen in a major case of inl...

Sarnia Cherie drowns in a shining plastic sea A sinking seafront of supermarket hegemony The once glittering jewel tarnished by trade A p...