Search Me - Stephen A. Roberts

I don't care if you're old and grey
Put your laptop in the tray
Any liquids, gels or pastes?
Please throw them all into the waste

Did you pack this bag yourself?
Let me empty it onto the shelf
Are those boots, or are those shoes?
Remove them now and then go through

The alarm's gone off, here, step aside
For a body search you can't abide
Nothing found on the silver surfer - !
What did they expect, a Nebelwerfer?

Yes, the war on terror has been won -
Every time my belt's undone.

Stephen A. Roberts